Dear readers, here is where I really need some help from you. For real. From now till end of the month, click onto the short link below and share it with as many people as you can possibly harass. The more people know about my post, the better the chance I am to meet Wayne Rooney in an all expenses paid trip to Manchester sponsored by Tiger Beer. I will get to drink Tiger Beer with him and play dart games. I hope he will help to hook me up with David Beckham, whom I really want to meet in real life. I want to meet Beckham’s wife too. On TV, Victoria looks really stunning. I am a big fan of Spice Girls. I wonder if Victoria could hook me up with the rest of the spicy girls and sing me “Wannabe”. If they do, I don’t mind if Rooney tucks along with me. To make my dream comes true, here is the short link that Tiger Beer keeps track of how many are clicking:

wilfrid4tiger

I am from Asia and in my tradition, when we meet someone overseas the first time, we bring something from our home country as a gift. Since I have put aside my budget to purchase clicks from Google AdSense (not that I don’t trust you guys, just in case the clicks fall short you know), I have no money to buy a gift for Rooney. Instead, since I draw, I have painted him a picture. One that I am going to ask Tiger Beer to frame for me so that it will look better on the UK tabloids, when I get to present him the painting in person.

Tiger Beer wants to know how I am similar to Tiger Football Champion Wayne Rooney. When I get older, I want to be a millionaire, just like Rooney. Since I have way more hair then he does, I reckon I will have some time before I reach his age today. I am an up and coming artist and celebrity (I think) and I enjoy watching football. And I am as smart as Paul the Octopus. I too knew that Spain would win the World Cup. When Spain won the UEFA Cup, I started learning Spanish. When Spain won the World Cup, I renewed my interest in learning Spanish. ¡Hola amigo, clic en el enlace por favor! Compártelo con tus amigos. ¡Muchas gracias!

http://bit.ly/wilfrid4tiger

The real reason why I am similar to Rooney lies inside the video I have spent much time preparing. I really want to credit my band members for the demo recording materials but I am quite sure that none of them wants to be associated with it. It is more like a one off crazy thing we did. The song excerpt is called “Unleash The Beast” and pardon my strong accent (I had sore throat the next day). Unfortunately Tiger Beer does not give me much time to prepare for this blog post and so, I grab what I have. Something like when the ball lands onto our heads, we just head it into the goal post instinctively, like Rooney does I suppose. And I can argue with Tiger Beer later on the short notice. I hope I won’t be red carded because of the strong language used in the video. If you are underage, please turn off the volume or watch it with your parents (and ask them to spread and click onto my short link).

My post will be judged on presentation and creativity (60%) and buzz generation (40%). That’s why I need your help to spread the words. For those of you who are anticipating my weekend travel blog post, I am afraid I will need to postpone it to next week because this post has sucked all my energy I have for a weekend. Sorry! I hope this blog post is entertaining enough to make up for it.