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The Eccentric Me

Today I was totally eccentric.  Although my odd behavior seemed to amaze my clients a great deal, I was not happy at all.  Just had a phone call with my girlfriend and it was a total disaster.  She told me that we had nothing to talk about and so on.  She even encouraged me to go and find myself an one-night-stand.  How should I feel?

Finally managed to call up Sam. That guy was married last Sunday!  And their honeymoon will be from next Thursday.  I am really happy for them.  I envy them in great deal.  Sam told me that he will be back on March 10 and start work at Esso from March 14.

Sigh …

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An Unexpected Dinner Invitation

It was Monday morning and I was so glad that I was back to work.  At least there was someone I could talk to.  Miracle happened and I woke up at 6:30 am.  And I couldn’t go back to sleep.  Therefore I replied a few emails to my friends and sister and went to work at 8:30 am.  Anyway, I had a very important status report to write (to all the SocGen big bosses this time).  And I promised to give Nicholas and Willie a SIR to work with.  Spent the whole afternoon doing the BG transaction advice SIR and probably will spend the next two days doing the BG reversal advice.  It’s so boring, but that’s work.

Unexpectedly, Michel invited me to have a dinner with his wife.  Initially, we were talking about Chinese Food and I told him that I can never find a good Chinese restaurant in Paris.  And he told me that there were quite a few good ones near where he lived.

So I said, okay I would come with you if you don’t mind.  By the time we arrived at the train station near his place, his wife was already waiting in the car.  And they drove me to their place and had aperitif (whisky for me).  And we drove down to a Chinese restaurant.  That waiter didn’t speak Cantonese at all.  What a disappointment.  The food was good and we chatted quite a fair bit.  Michel was a good translator (as his wife, Mirela, doesn’t speak English at all).  We talked a bit about Romania as well (where they are from).  They planned to take me out one weekend.  How nice! (And they played Mylene Farmer in the car, just perfect)

One of the happiest night in Paris.

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Yet Another Sunday in Paris

Oh, it was Sunday.  Big deal. Nothing really interesting happened during weekend.  Went to a park near to my hotel (a hill).  Went down to TGI Friday’s and had a very nice meal.

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What If

Today we are going to do something different. We will play a little game of “What If”. Just one simple rule. We must think of something not quite happen in this century, but a little bit closer to the reality. And hopefully, every “What If” will lead you to some deep thoughts.

[1]

One day I was having my regular visit to my aunt’s place and somehow we talked about feminism in ancient China. Of course I am aware of the Chinese term “Three Follow” (direct translation) but was not sure its real meaning. And she enlightened me.

  1. To follow [i.e. obey] your father at home (before married)
  2. To follow your husband when you are married
  3. To follow your son when you are old (widowed)

That pretty much conclude a woman’s life back in ancient China (or does it still happen now?) It kind of made a strike on my mind. As the handle is spinning towards the other extreme nowadays, we may have :-

  1. To follow your mother at home
  2. To follow your wife when you are married
  3. To follow your daughter when you are divorced

What if the above hypotheses happen in the coming future and become the general phenomenon?

Been browsing one 63 pages article by Ellen Spertus (MIT Computer Scientist), titled “Why are there so few female computer scientists?”. One research on biological differences showed that men tend to have superior spatial ability, while women have superior verbal ability. Then again, the article claimed that the social bias influenced mankind begin in childhood (sexual stereotype) like the different kinds of toys that are given to boys and girls when they were young. However, the article stresses the point that the interplay between biological and social influences is not yet understood

What if, starting from the next generation, girls are given masculine toys while boys are given feminine toys like dolls to play with? Or shall we have some “neutral” toys? Think about it.

[2]

What if one day you find that you have been working too hard, long for a holiday, walk along the street and spot the following advertisement outside your favorite travel agency?

  1. 5 days trip to Italy
  2. 10 days US holiday
  3. Space Disneyland

What? Space Disneyland?

So you enter and make an inquiry. A friendly staff explains to you that this package comprises of :-

  1. One year unlimited number of entry to Space Disneyland
  2. One return ticket from your nearest Space Station to Moon
  3. 30 nights stay at one of the many Disneyland Lunar Hotels
  4. Space food provided
  5. Unlimited supply of Oxygen when you are there, on the way there and on the way back
  6. Insurance covered from Day One

So you ask if the package covers everything you need and she suggested that you should at least acquire the following things.

  1. A visa to Moon
  2. Transportation from your doorway to the Space Station
  3. Space Suit not provided so you have to rent one
  4. A whole lot of Space Accessories required like Space Suitcase, Space Water Bottle and so on
  5. Get some Lunar Currency as some of the attractions in Space Disneyland are not included in the standard package. (Like the Space Disco and Red Light Lunar District)
  6. Pills for Space Sick.

What a nice “What If”, isn’t it?

[3]

This is one of my favorite. Some of my friends have heard about it but I just have to go through it once again.

What if the statistic today (1997) shows that AIDS is the number one killing disease and we have not reached the Plastic Age yet assuming that missing or skipping the Plastic Age has no great impact to our world and technology (hence everything stays pretty much the same)?

Just think about it. That means condom, is yet to be or never will be invented. What will happen to the general morality of humanity? What will happen to the profession of prostitution.

I always have the following hallucination.

In the world of darkness. In the world of fear. A killing disease has infected many mankind as we have slowly slipped towards the base of the Death of Pyramid. A group of elite, armed with the most advance AIDS detecting machine, emerged. They called themselves (not Judge Dread) the Federal Anti-AIDS Group (FAG). Their noble task is to identify the Virus Carriers and tattoo the non-erasable phrase “AIDS Victim” on their chests, backs and gender areas. It was a good intention so as to prevent any more people from contracting this virus but had somehow set the whole nation in chaos. Raping rate shot up and there was a lot of violent outbreak.

What a horrible nightmare!

[4]

If any of you can invent something that comprises of the following elements, you could be very rich. Set aside the contribution you are going to make to the entire world.

  1. Look cool when used
  2. Has the effect of relax, stress release and enhance the generation of idea or inspiration
  3. Pleasant and social friendly
  4. Good for health (not necessary)
  5. Can be taken as a habit and fit into a pocket

What if a substitute of cigarette is found? One thing for sure is that the cigarette companies will try all means in order to prevent it from happening and your income tax (or others) will go up as the government can no longer sustain without the fat cigarette tax. One last thing is, you could be very rich.

[5]

What if all the endangered species have extinct today? This left only the domestic pets and those mean to be eaten. (Why cockroach can never be endangered at all?) What impact will it make to our day to day work or life in general?

Of course our animal lovers will be very depressed. But our life is so dry and human orientated that such a disaster will probably have no impact at all. Quite a few people who spend their life saving those endangered species will lose their job. Our modern dictionary will have lesser vocabularies and we have lesser words to memorize. I mean who can actually tell me all the different species of dinosaur?

But one good suggestion is that those who have lost their job due to our indifference and selfishness can gather together and open an “Extinct Species Museum”.

[6]

Warning to the readers. This one is quite gross and scary, so please feel free to skip it.

A redefinition of the Meaning of Life. What if our world becomes like this?

As technology advanced, scientists are now able to select those sperms and eggs who will contribute a healthy and smart living being. Whether all the babies are “generated” using test tube technology or a living synthetic machine, it depends on your level of imagination.

And there is one rule in this nation. All human beings are only allowed to live up to a predefined age, say 45. When one reaches that age, he or she will be “terminated” or probably organically recycled. We may have the following drastic changes in our society.

  1. It may be more logic to quote the age as the number of years to termination. Something like a countdown.
  2. As your future is predictable, you may think and behave very differently. Perhaps you may treasure life in a more active way.
  3. Plenty of time to plan for your termination.
  4. Love between men and women may takes in a different shape. To make this system more interesting, married couples may choose to be terminated at the same time, provided that the rule (of a predefined age) is not violated.

This could be a very good novel material.

Hope all these “What If” have given you something to think about. Remember to let your imagination to run wild once in a while.

World Wide Wilf Interactive System (WWWIS)

Bonus Piece

Conversation overheard between a married couple.

He : Hi honey, you are back.
She : Yeah. A very long and tiring day.
He : How’s work?
She : As usual. My boss wasn’t in a good mood tonight. She was very upset the whole morning.
He : Really?
She : And my secretary, he’s just not capable at all. How about you?
He : Well, I went to do some shopping and they are selling the cereal in special price. Been cleaning up the place and ironing all the clothes the whole day.
She : I love you. Can’t live without you. Have you put the kids to bed?
He : Yes, I have. Before that, we were surfing the Net. Guess what, they asked me what does a Whale looks like and I have absolutely no idea. They are ancient, you know. So we try to search a picture from the Net.
She : Really. What is a Whale by the way?
He : A very large fish I think. And the last one was eaten by the Japanese.
She : Listen, honey. I know I have been ignoring you lately. That’s work, you know? And I plan for our second honeymoon.
He : How nice? Where?
She : The Space Disneyland.
He : Oh, I am frightened. I’ve never taken a Space Shuttle before.
She : That’s nothing. I’ve had a few conferences there before.
He : By the way, have you noticed that our neighbor has disappeared lately?
She : I think so, why?
He : He was terminated.
She : Oh. How about his wife?
He : Apparently his wife found another man and decided not to be terminated prematurely.
She : I see. By the way, don’t get out of this house if not necessary.
He : Okay. Why?
She : Apparently the FAG are everywhere and this whole town is in chaos. Can’t believe that I am being checked twice today! I am worry about you. It’s not safe out there.

Do you like this scenario at all?

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Galileo Probe and Jupiter’s Moons

Woke up at 2 pm.  Actually planned to wake up at 7:30 am to watch “The Rock” again but couldn’t get up.  Had a lazy shower and ordered a light snack room service.  Felt good at that time.

The best thing that could happen to me on a Saturday Afternoon was that when I opened my email box, ten messages were waiting for me.  I had some good feedback for my story on McDonald’s.  Sam had quitted the firm.  What a pity.

Surfed the Net for a while looking for “Feminism” staffs.  Kind of interesting and of course, the Galileo Probe Image of Jupiter.  Awesome. Here are the extract from CNN news.

Over the past seven months, Galileo has explored each of Jupiter’s four largest moons.  According to its findings, Io and Europa are made of rock, while Ganymede and Callisto are icy — 60 percent rock and 40 percent ice.

But as scientists understand better what’s inside these moons, Ganymede looks more like Io.  They both have iron cores.

So while on the surface Io and Ganymede are very different objects, their interiors are quite similar.

Ganymede, three-quarter the size of Mars at 3,269 miles across, has ridges, icy grooves and craters that hint at an Earthlike crust that pulls apart and fills in with flowing rock.

Watched the film, “One Fine Day”.  I laughed all the way.  Pity that nobody (esp. my girlfriend) as that would have been a very nice film to watch with your partner.

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5 Hotel Staff Greeted Me Goodnight

Today was Friday and I felt like working on Saturday.  I was so tired and I promised myself to sleep early today.  I am so proud of my typing as I am now getting used to the French Keyboard and it is so pleasant so use.  My observation is that everything is mindset.  And as you are used to it, you will feel very comfortable with it.  Don’t you agree?

Everybody was so tired today.  But in general the mood was good.  I was especially in a jolly mood (not thinking about weekend helped).  I cracked a lot of happy moments today, don’t know why.

One of the topic from Nick was the difference with the French and English women.  And we talked a bit about the definition of romance.

Michel’s 5 SIR has been finished.  What a tough week with all the reversals.  But he was happy and I was happy.  As for Willie, he was really very hard to talk to but I tried to be very patience.  But I think I have failed badly.  Really feel guilty.  Got to do better next week.

Somehow, me and Michel found that the New Sophie (still don’t know her name) is kind of more pleasant and approachable as compare to Sophie.  And the new guy Laurant as well.  But according to Aurore the other night, the Function Team always like that.  When they first joined, they are fine and after a few months, well …

Went all the way to see my “relative” again in order to get the bank address.  Although I hate to go all the way to Saint Mande, I always feel good after seeing them. Somewhere, someone is proud of me as they have seen me “grow”.

First, a group of black guys walked into the train talking to me in French, I just smiled.  Second a musician walked in and sang “Let It Be”.  When I walked out of the station, I saw Sophie’s Boss.  Then I walked into the Hotel, 5 staff greeted me goodnight.  What a night!

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What If I Take up a Job in Paris?

I am so obsess with my short story that I virtually spent all last night (except Jay Leno’s Show) reading over and over.  And busy returning mail to my friends.

Willie invited me to go over to his place (with his girlfriend) one weekend.  How sweet of him!  He told me a little secret that they will be getting married soon.  That’s really great news.  What age am I in now as I hear more and more people get married.

Aurore hinted again that she wanted to hire me.  I am really confused right now and don’t really know what I want to do with my life.  In addition, I feel kind of a distance between my girlfriend and my family.  What have I done to myself?

Today was Thursday so I announced that let’s talk about weekend now as I don’t really want to talk about weekend on every Friday. It is so depressing, you know.

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Of Viper Tongue, Big Ankle, and Hot Rabbit

Last night, I was writing a short story.  Time passed and I only had less than 5 hours of sleep (consider I had less than 4 hours of sleep the night before).  Today’s weather went crazy.  We had sun, wind and rain.  That’s spring in Paris.

In French, “Viper Tongue” is gossip and “Big Ankle” means someone is too proud of himself.  In return, I taught them the difference between honey and horny (in which Aurore always pronounced the wrong one).  And she taught me horny (man) in French is “Hot Rabbit”.  Wonder why.

The restaurant that I ended up into was a bit special. T he French waitress was young, shy and very pretty with very heavy makeup (just the one I like).  The waiter stopped by and joked, “She loves you”, “Don’t you find her beautiful?” and “You love her?” those sort of cheap talk.  I just laughed.

Okay, got to stop now.  I have got to download the mail.  It has been 2 days!

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Just Not My Day

Didn’t have a good sleep to start with, the day was not as good as it was supposed to by.  After all, it was Monday.  Sophie’s successor has finally arrived, not at all as attractive as Sophie.  Don’t think the New Sophie will be able to move the Technical Team to do whatever she wants.

Really fed up with Willie, he was so slow that I really couldn’t stand him.  And he just didn’t like to ask and pretended that he understood every single words I said.  I bet he didn’t.  And Michel was suffering with my Reversal Advice SIR.  He wanted a big SIR, I gave him one.  Now, he knows how tough life can be.  Ha!  But it is fun working with Michel.

Had a phone call with JP. Can’t believe that she doubts my faithfulness.  Set aside I doubt hers.

What a lousy day.

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One Late Afternoon (At McDonald’s)

Have you ever wonder how much detail we have missed every day, every hour and even every minute? And have you ever wonder how we could have constructed a larger picture by gathering possibly every scene that ever happened around you? You can treat human being as one individual unit, or if you can and if you are mighty enough, think about all the interactions between each individual and try to expand your thought. Close your eyes and take a deep breath.

Welcome to the new world of detail observation. Expand your imagination.

One late afternoon, one man walked into a local McDonald’s with one rose in his hand. Late twenties, I would say, with a neat and pleasant look. Nobody walked into McDonald’s and announced his name so we just called him, Romeo.

It was a small town and not many people were around in this time of hour. Romeo walked to the cashier and ordered a Pepsi. He had no problem in finding a seat right next to the window. To his left sat two middle aged men. The one whom he could not see the face kept muttering, and occasionally shouting in some unintelligent sentences. His poor eating partner simply ignored him throughout the whole meal. Romeo was annoyed wondering why that man kept spoiling the good music played in the background. He gently placed the rose to his left, sipping the Pepsi slowly and let his mind drifted.

Meanwhile, one poorly dressed mother walked into the restaurant with her not more than ten years old son. If you were sitting near the entrance, you could possibly sense that faint stinky smell mixed with old garment and body odour. The Waiter, tall and thin, stood nearby tried hard to hold his breath while wondering how they could afford anything in here.

Poor Mummy ordered a kid’s menu for her little boy and just a cup of hot tea for herself. It was, after all, her boy’s birthday. She chose a corner table so as to stay as far away from “them” as possible. Self-consciousness as one would suppose. The man who kept shouting unintelligently soon caught Poor Mummy’s attention. She was directly facing him and it took less than a second for her to recognized that that man was mentally retarded. Poor Mummy had seen a lot of them on the street and she looked at Mr. Retarded with immense sympathy. She always mentioned to people that those who were retarded could be quite intelligent, provided that if you looked into them close enough.

Poor Mummy smiled at Mr. Retarded and that had somehow set him wild. Waving his hands aimlessly in the air and sang in high pitch. Romeo was deeply disturbed for he would never imagine that Mr. Retarded was indeed, retarded. Romeo remained, not interested in what was happening around him.

More people started to filter in, probably because of the end of a late afternoon show at a cinema a few blocks down the road. And the restaurant got a little bit liven up. People were chatting louder and louder and we seemed to have quite a happy atmosphere here.

Then one man walked in and changed the atmosphere of the whole restaurant. He was old fashioned. Dressed in a 19th century costume and was wearing a magician kind of hat. The Hat Man was in fact, kind of frightening. He could be well over seventy or could be more. The Waitress stood nearby, slim and pretty in her own way, was shocked as she had never seen such a pale and wrinkled face. He ordered a meal and sat at a table near to the counters.

The Hat Man turned and looked out of the window and he spotted Romeo. It was not Romeo himself that attracted Hat Man’s attention, but the single stalk of rose resting on the table. Hat Man took his time in finishing up his meal and found that Romeo continued looking out of the window aimlessly. “Don’t waste your time son, she will never come”, thought Hat Man. After discovering that his wife had cheated on him some fifty years ago, he had remain single ever since then. Hat Man lived with no love and cursed Romeo quietly for his stupidity.

Poor Kid got out of the table, carrying an empty McDonald’s fries box and walked straight towards the counter. “Can I have more fries, please?” asked Poor Kid in his innocent and cute voice. The salesgirl did not know what to do (this sort of thing didn’t happen all the time) and consulted her manager. Her manager came by and explained to the kid that if you wanted more fries, you needed to bring some money and we would give you more fries. Poor Kid, did not understand the concept of modern currency, only realized that his little request had been rejected. He rushed to his mum and cried, “I want more fries.”

Everybody in the restaurant was quiet, including Mr. Retarded. The manager had no choice, but to pose an “I am sorry but it is real life” look. The same way as he caught everybody’s attention when he first walked in, Hat Man got up and headed towards the counter slowly, but steadily. He said in his low but strong, coarse voice, “I want to buy this kid some fries”. “Certainly, sir”, replied the salesgirl happily. Poor Mummy whispered something into Poor Kid’s ear and the kid ran towards Hat Man. Our hero bent down, leveled up with the kid and gave the warmest smile that an old man could ever give. Poor Kid was about to reach for the fries, hesitated, turned and looked at his mum. Poor Mummy nodded her head and the kid took the fries and thanked the old man. Poor Mummy expressed her thanks by smiling warmly at Hat Man and our hero slightly nodded his head with a faint smile on his pale, wrinkled face.

During this warm act, no one noticed the departure of Mr. Retarded and his partner. Not even Romeo who had constantly starred out of the window. In fact, our dreamer here was indifferent to what was happening beyond his mind.

Gradually, the crowd returned to its normal atmosphere and our hero left the restaurant, still thinking of how stupid Romeo was. Love was just an illusion and dreamt on, signed Hat Man. Just when Hat Man stepped out of McDonald’s, a gang of youngsters, boys and girls, made their grand arrival. Swearing in foul language, those kids did not seem to have no money at all. Just took a look at their outfit and you knew they were utterly spoilt by their parents. Maybe they had their source of finance somewhere else, nobody knew. They had chosen a “cubical” seat right at the corridor and smoke heavily. You really had to shut your ear in order not to hear those dirty provoking conversation between Bad Boy One, Two and Three and Bad Girl One and Two. Nobody seemed to care in the end as we had plenty of these “garbage”, as one might refer to, lying all over the country.

Poor Kid finally finished his birthday meal and Poor Mummy quickly rushed themselves out of the restaurant. Although they were poor, she would not want his precious little boy to be ended up like those bad idiots.

A fat black Bus Ticket Seller bought a cup of coffee and sat near to those Bad Boys and Girls. You could tell he was a ticket seller by his ticket machine hanging from his neck to his tummy. A young athletic man with a cap, let’s called him Sport Gear, dashed into the restaurant, seemed to be looking for someone, accidentally ran into Poor Mummy (who was in a hurry to exit), spotted our Bus Ticker Seller (you really couldn’t miss such a face as you saw him every day at the same spot), could not find someone he was looking for, and dashed out of our restaurant.

Our Bus Ticket Seller took a sip on his coffee and suddenly wanted to visit the washroom. He then asked one of the fellow siting right next to his table to look after his drink. That guy answered briefly and left the restaurant shortly after our poor Bus Ticket Seller disappeared into the washroom. Our same Waiter, the tall and thin one, noticing the restaurant was getting crowed, was busy resetting the tables. Thinking that our poor fat fellow had left the restaurant, he threw the nearly untouched cup of coffee away.

When our Bus Ticket Seller returned, he was furious when he found that his cup of coffee had vanished. Behind him, the Bad Boys and Girls were getting louder and louder. Those spoilt kids had basically turned our restaurant into their playground and started to throw burger wrappers and pickles at each other. Our Waiter apologized and promised to get Ticket Seller another cup of hot coffee. Bus Ticket Seller cooled off a little bit and was about to sit down. Bad Boy One intentionally or unintentionally swung his arm while holding an almost finished Pepsi. Bad Boy Two reacted fast enough and made a dodge to the right, excused himself to give Bad Girl One and Two a big hug. These ice-cube asteroids with a hint of sticky Pepsi had finally made a full strike at our Bus Ticket Seller. Oh poor guy (and hoped that his machine still worked)! He was speechless for a second and began to scold at them. The kids just burst into laughter. Our sensitive Waitress quickly arrived at the scene and tried to clean up our Mr. Unlucky and the floor. The coffee arrived shortly and Bus Ticket Seller sat heavily onto his chair, cursing the day.

Just when everything began to settle down, Sport Gear returned to our restaurant with his partner (also in sport outfit). He noticed our Bus Ticket Seller and was surprised that the cup of coffee was still as full (and hot?) as before. What so interesting here was that he had just missed our Bus Ticket Seller’s double disasters. He waved at Ticket Seller, bought the drinks and left the restaurant.

While Sport Gear had missed all the events happened to our Bus Ticket Seller (who had now finally finished his coffee in peace and left the restaurant, in peace), there were two around sixteen years old girls, sitting at one quiet corner, witnessed everything. One of them was fair while the other one was relatively darker, so lets called them the Black and White Twin. They were both sweet and attractive for their age.

McDonald’s always had promotion and this time, they had scratch cards. Very simple. Three boxes covered in silver mat paint and you could scratch the paint off using a coin. There were whole lots of prices to be won, they claimed.

Black and White Twin winked at our Waiter and somehow managed to attract him to their little quiet corner. Flirtatious charges sparkled in the air and they exchanged the phone numbers and so on. The Waiter really thought he was lucky and as a token of friendship, he was asked to hand them a deck of scratch cards. What could our Waiter do as his mind was filled with all the hallucinations on what was about to come true tonight.

Apparently our Bad Boys and Girls had enough sense to find this whole business (Black and White Twin) distasteful. They left with one disrespectful look at our Black and While Twin, who were at this very moment, busy scratching the cards. As they headed for the exit, they saw a family of four just about to consume their meal. The kid was trying to open the small ketchup packet and oh, he squeezed once too hard and spilt a line of red stuff onto his daddy’s white shirt. Good O’Daddy pretended to get angry but managed to smile to his son in affection. Bad Boys and Girls laughed at him on the way out.

Today was definitely not Black and White Twin’s day as they failed to win any price even with a second, even bigger deck of cards. One thing led to another, we did not think it was our Waiter’s day either. And they left.

Three hours had passed since our Romeo stepped into this particular restaurant, in this particular town. Romeo did not born in here and he did not belong to this town. But he was very patience, awaiting for something to happen.

And nothing had happened. Another minute had slipped just like the past hundreds of them. Romeo hardly touched his drink and eventually looked away from the window, which he had kept starring for the past three hours, and rested his sight on the rose.

Impossible. That was impossible. But, nothing had happened.

A young lady, dressed in bright, simple yellow dress, stepped inside our friendly restaurant. A lady who radiated youth and sweetness, like the faint scent of spring flowers. A lady who reminded you of an angel from nature with a warm, gentle summer breeze. You might be able to hear an orchestra played by the wind and the movement of plants of all kinds, the whisper and song of morning birds and the wonderful beauty of nature.

She smiled at Good O’Daddy and couldn’t help but made a quiet and polite comment about his ketchup stained shirt. She was wondering why Good O’Daddy was so careless. Good O’Daddy, who had never seen such a beautiful innocent smile before, just smiled in return.

Effortlessly, our angel appeared right beside our Romeo, like a Goddess from Heaven. Romeo slowly raised his head.

And their eyes met.

No word. Just silence. In fact, the whole restaurant was silence. With Romeo sitting motionlessly and Juliet standing closed to him. Time stopped.

They drew closer to each other and still no word had been spoken. Just feeling and moments. Without losing eye contact, Romeo slowly moved his hand and reached for the rose. When he was just about to touch it, Juliet stretched her arm and rested her right hand onto his trembling hand, bringing herself even closer to Romeo. Not a word, not a sound and without a warning, they locked each other with the most romantic and passionate kiss. Memory flooded with pain and joy. They first met each other during a holiday tour and promised to meet up when everything was settled down. Apparently, they had fixed the place and date, but not the time as they preferred to be that way.

Imagine, you as one individual just stepped into our local, one of its kind, restaurant and observed the couple kissing by the window. What would you think? And your memory of your own event in this restaurant began right now, right in here.

What a pity as you had possibly missed quite a lot of moving acts.

But it was kind of possible to trace the whole lots of events to the moment Romeo just stepped in. If you chatted with Good O’Daddy (who was mesmerized by the presence of Juliet), he might tell you that there were a group of kids laughing at him on their way out. And if you managed to find Bad Boys and Girls, they would tell you all about Black and White Twin. And since those kids would not tell you about their encounter with Bus Ticket Seller, you had to get that information from Black and White Twin who would happily tell you everything you wanted to know. From there, you might wish to comfort our poor Bus Ticket Seller (who could be easily located) a little bit and he might tell you something about Spot Gear who had appeared twice and waved at him.

Perhaps you could find Spot Gear and he might just be able to remember he had ran into Poor Mummy on the way out. And you approached Poor Mummy (who was somewhere in the street), promised to buy them a decent dinner and she would tell you her encounter with Mr. Retarded and Hat Man. To see Mr. Retarded would not be much help so I suggested you should go and see Hat Man. Just be nice to the old man and he would tell you his love story. And of course, he remembered Romeo and you might just tell him that he was wrong. Juliet did arrive in the end.

There was an alternative though. Looked around you and you could see one tiny fellow sitting alone reading a novel. No? Just came closer, he would not bite. He should be the one you wanted to talk to. He might not be very talkative today but he would talk if you approached him. He happened to drop by this restaurant even before Mr. Retard had arrived. And nothing had escaped his eyes, and his mind.

TO THE READERS

Have to admit that all of the above incidents did not happen on the same day, but they are all real events. The observations are real, the inner thoughts are also real (talking with random people) but some of the links are pure imagination. All these happened in different McDonald’s around the world. Different day, different place, what’s the difference? They are linked somehow and time flies by. As I said, these are the gems I picked up along the way (8 years). Don’t you agree?